Oh Midge

Don’t Even Go There!

Here are some phrases I have despised since childhood because either they don’t make any real sense or because the people who say them are usually painfully gross is some way or another. Please enjoy their cringe factor and feel free to add some of your own in comments.

- Most, if not all of these, should be pronounced with a Boston accent for the full effect! -

• Quit bein’ smart!
• I am so sick and tired of … !
• I have had it up to here (motion to some height) with you!
• Don’t even go there!
• Oh, don’t you even.. !
• Oh, no Sir!
• Quit joshin’ around!
• Oh, isn’t that cunnin’!

There are also the hideous abbreviations people like to put on certain products and locations. For example:

• I’m gonna go run and pick somethin’ up at Cumby’s.
• Do you want to grab something at Micky-D’s?
• thing-a-ma-jig/bob

I know I’m missing a lot of them. Help me out kids.