Infuriating Devil People and Heaping Spoons of Scheiße

February 12, 2009 at 7:36 am | Posted in OhMidge Advice | 1 Comment

I recently wrote about the lies the media “reports” to it’s viewers. Since then, I’ve been thinking about what they do aside from spreading lies. What kinds of stories are listed as “Breaking News”?

How completely insane and absolutely ridiculous is 99% of the news on t.v. and in papers these days? We have a war going on and an economy so low it’s mind blowing, and all the so called reporters can talk about is how many babies some freak had and whether Google Earth can help you find buried treasure. I’ll admit, the latter subject is quite interesting, but seriously? Is that “breaking news”? Shoot me!

What other hot topics have we had this month?

Oh my goodness! Michael Phelps was caught smoking from a “cannabis pipe”? Yes! He was. Which quite simply means that marijuana is not a big deal and that the way our country judges marijuana is wrong! If a guy can smoke pot ( an illegal drug) like he means it and then go win 14 Olympic gold medals, then obviously we have a problem on our hands. Either the Olympics are wicked easy to win, or Phelps smokes superman spud. Yes. Superman Spud.

I doubt the guy could be a drunk and get that done. How backwards is that?! This shouldn’t be some shame on you story, this should be a big wake-up call to all the people in our country who still believe marijuana is an evil, debilitating, drug. I’m not saying that people should spend the day smoking weed at twenty minute intervals. I’m saying that it shouldn’t be against the law to use marijuana in a responsible manner. Smoking a joint with your friends is perfectly responsible behavior and anyone who disagrees has been brainwashed with fear.

Sadly, fear is pretty much all we get from the news today. It’s very hard to find an article written in an objective tone. They almost all direct the audience into a certain conclusion. Instead of any real truth or information, we get blasted with bullshit non-stop.

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The most disgusting and offensive part of the news today though are those sick and twisted Soldiers of Satan, like Nancy Grace. They put on an heir of concern and then just feed their audience gruesome, gratuitous details of murder and shit. They manipulate their viewers and then force in the heaping spoon-fulls of paranoia. Infuriating!! The woman has no soul. If there is a hell, she will be there!

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  1. I saw a funny picture of Nancy disGrace with the following comment placed into the picture. It reads “Every time a child is murdered, Nancy Grace has an orgasm.” Just hilarious, yet probably so accurate. She thrives on victimizing real victims of crimes. Since Nancy was never a victim of any crime in her lifetime, she remains clue-less to the damage she does to real actual victims of crimes.


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